SecretAgentBob's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dad's at Work]

Great animation...

Fantastic animation and direction, although it didn't seem to have quite the same magic as the original.

Also, you should give credit for the music - Mitsumune's arrangement of Kabalevsky's "Gallop," which you also used as the basis and sampled heavily from for your song "The How."

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 6]

Awesome.

I still consider Joe Zombie to be the only 'great' stick series ever made.

This episode was no exception. Absolutely phenomenal man.

[The Death of Dailytoons]

Goodbye sweet rose

Thanks for the laughs. We'll always have Paris.

[WoW: When Gnomes Fly]

Yet more of the same...

This movie is no better nor worse than any other movie you've ever made. You don't seem to improve or even change. Your humor is nothing but copied styles from television shows you watch, and your art is the very essence of uninspired mediocrity. Not good, not bad, just sort of "there."

Previous efforts of yours were met with greater fanfare from the Newgrounds community. However as the userbase slowly gets older they are less impressed by bad video game fan fiction. They are less impressed by "middle of the road" artwork. They are less impressed by horrible voice overs with lots of echo. They are less impressed by poorly written jokes, or poorly re-written jokes taken from popular TV shows. Enjoy what attention you still get, it'll all be gone in five years. Unless of course you manage to stop being quite so full of yourself and actually listen to what people are saying about your movies.

[-MASS-]

Amazing movie

Excellent use of colors and superb camera work. This was truly amazing to watch.

And a well thought out message too, which plays beautifully to represent both our own community here on Newgrounds as well as the world around us.

Not much I can say besides 'good freakin show'. I loved it.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

OMG. Secret Agent Bob has reviewed my cartoon!
\o/

[BlondStar]

What is all this?

Is it fun to steal someone else's work and use it to advertise your site?

This would be low for a 13 year old who just downloaded a copy of Flash, but for someone who considers themselves an artist?

Maybe I'll take the audio from one of your "Fucking Moron" cartoons and put some OMG text over it. Talk about throwing any shred of artistic integrity right out the window. I haven't given a "0" review in two years, dude.

Don't be "that guy" who tries to ride the success of others instead of creating his own.

The-WalrusZ responds:

Okay... I don't want to be "That Guy", but I thought it was funny. The reason for the black screen and white text is because that's what the ACTUAL commercial for OnStar is. Why does EVERY submission have to be the greatest animation EVER, or you get slammed? What's wrong with a funny little simple flash?

[Charlie the Unicorn]

Let me tell you...

TypeQueen you are one jive cat.

TypeQueen responds:

Thanks! :-D

[(2005)John Pinkerton]

Heeeeeeyyyy heeeeeeeeeeyyyyy

Evvverryyyboooddyyy caaaalllsss meeee Joooohhhnnnn Piiinnnkkkeeerrrtoooonnnn.

Hillarious as always. Full of juicy Knox goodness.

Knox responds:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[eBaums world dot com]

Well said.

Ebaums World is the horrible black hole of the internet, sucking up content and screwing the original authors. I hope one day Eric and his scamming company get sued to bankruptcy for the horrible things they've done.

Hilarious movie. Three cheers for SomethingAwful!

[Broken Clocks]

A classic of the highest order

Never before nor after will there ever be a clock film of such majesty and grace.

Clap clap, here here! Good show!

RenegadeClock responds:

Thank you my good man! Your talents made quite a contribution, and in just the knick of time. ;)

Happy Clock Day!